Good morning people. D'you know I can't wait to get the internet back at my house. Well more specifically on my phone. I decided rather than fork out £30 a month on line rental and the like I'd add an extra £7.50 to my phone bill and use it on that.

I've got one of these super-duper phones you can do anything on including GPS. There is one mega flaw with it tho, it doesn't search the whole postcode, just the first two letters and the numbers. So it searches say LS13 4, instead of LS13 4GT. Most of the time not a problem. However, last night I went off to see a client. A rather adorable indian guy living in Mirfield with an amazing flat. Well the downstairs was pretty naff but the bedroom was fantastic and had the most amazing view across the town and the river. Thats the only problem with Leeds and especially the bit where I live. Not much of a view. Ah well.

Anyways back to the GPS. I had no idea where I was going so plugged it in, but I didn't realise it was a new postcode, in which case the GPS just takes you to somewhere nearby - in this case the complete wrong side of the river and a dead end!! I ended up near some random farmhouse, looking like a right idiot panicing cuz my petrol was quickly dissapearing.

Now I hate being late. My absolute pet peeve so being 30 mins late for this guy I was a little stressed and very nearly chucked the damn phone out the window (but then I would have lost all possibilities of communication, my camera and my MP3 player so rather glad I didn't!!).

Needless to say I got there and he was rather lovely about it. Now I'm not racist in the slightest - having lived overseas aas a child you tend not to notice things like that - but I'm not a massive fan of sleeping with guys who aren't white. I just don't fancy them thats all. But I must say Indian guys (those of hindu background) are ok. Generally all they want is a blow job and a bit of chat. Very easy job. I did shag this one but no offence to the guy, if I'd had anything else to concentrate on, I probably wouldn't have realised he was inside me.

Well back to the grindstone of daily life. My friends here get so caught up in the office gossip but I have to admit that so much of it seems mundane when you live a double life. Nevermind. Dates are confirmed for Oz - moved it to sept/oct now so atleast I have something to look forward to.

xxxx